Corrupt a Wish!

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Granted because of it your brain explode
I wish I can have part-time job .. I wanna MONEY !! Lol

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

Granted, marmite burns all your money.

I wish I was a real life leprechaun

Star Commander Posts : 741 Join date : 2012-12-06

Granted, you became an old leprechaun and died lol.
I wish for a fleece hat!

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

granted, your hat blows you up around an Oxygen tank

I wish I never was happy

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Granted you're now happy (Was in past o_o) I didn't read wrong Razz

I wish I've won The competition I joined last week !!! Wanna my gift now LolLol

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

Granted, the prize is paying everyone's taxes for life.

I wish I could Hi-five Ruke :3 (couldn't think of a good one)

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, but you hurt your hand?
I wish to invent stuff.

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

granted, your invention kill you and your family brutally by ripping all your skin off.

I wish i knew a sumo wrestler

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Xthrax wrote:: Granted, but you hurt your hand?

I'm not fat Mad

Granted , He hate you
I wish I can slap Xthrax .... Couldn't think of one >.>

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

Granted, you bash his face with a bomb and implodes everything.

I wish i was a Pie! (yeah im having cravings for pie XD)

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, but you're very tasty and get eaten up.
I wish I could skydive.
(Why Rukia, why did you want to slap me Sad

I didn't intend to call you fat, sorry if it hurt you. It was cause I couldn't think of anything else anyway sorry. Your hand stings when you hi-five powerfully, has happened to me.)

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Granted you jumped and now you get lost because they throw you in wrong side and you fall .... you lost your memory and lived in forest .. you thought you're originally from there !!!!
I wish that my face will be better (I'm tired)

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

Granted, your face is better, but is permanently scared from all the surgeries for the 'perfect face'

I wish I could get my drivers license now

Star Captain Posts : 252 Join date : 2012-07-30

Granted. However the moment you take to the road you find you lack driving experience. You run a stop sign and run over a women who has taking her twin baby girls out for a stroll, killing them. In a panic you hit the gas and haul yourself out of there. A nearby security camera records everything and they get your plate number. Moments later, cops are at your door and they take you in. In court you are found guilty of murder, hit n' run, and other charges. You plead guilty and sentenced with life imprisonment.

I wish a better professor.

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, but you don't understand what he says.
I wish to have a hundred wishes.

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

granted, each wish kills you when you wish for it.

I wish I could be on TV

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, but you're aired at night and no one sees you.
I wish to have a china figurine sculpture.

Star Trooper Posts : 267 Join date : 2011-07-07

granted, it implodes.

I wish to win a guitar

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, But it was toy sized and too small for you
I wish to pilot a plane.

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Granted , You did it in your dream
I wish for Big bowl of ICE-CREAM !!

Star Commander Posts : 741 Join date : 2012-12-06

Granted, you get a large bowl which has 'Ice Cream' written on it.
I wish for lots of kitties!

Star Trooper Posts : 642 Join date : 2012-09-22

Granted, but your allergic to kitties
I wish to win the lottery!

Star Commander Posts : 741 Join date : 2012-12-06

Granted, you get the winning numbers but trip on your way to claim your prize and your ticket goes down the drain. Corrupt a Wish! - Page 2 1091913718

I wish for a nicer pair of headphones!

Star Commander Posts : 995 Join date : 2012-09-24

Granted .. It doesn't work
I wish for summer Vacation to come

Star Commander Posts : 741 Join date : 2012-12-06

Granted, it does come... on a postcard.
I wish for more holidays!