Three Word Story V2 "Full Story"

The man with 9 Souls  

So today was great but it Had bad weather , it was rainy and thundering outside But boy appeared in the dark Between shadows , he grabbed me and Threatened me if I wouldn't kill his dog called Robot, the giant told me to Leave him in the cat shelter which was a Surprise for me , since I was a little green blob of happiness which jumped up into mario land and met the king of koppa and the princess Peach who destroyed A whole city with her pinky and her but tocks in a blink the wizard appeared and summoned a , Then she went home to find a yummy fork lying on the Toilet. She quickly grabbed her taylor and ran downtown to the demon he had red Sword made of graphite, titanium and Obsidian, so he ate it and was so happy it jumped on a kid for $5 and his Kit that was Stolen by a dragon from England for no reason .
He made his Statment with Google about this large Company that was cheap and nasty for the price of 2 dollars Yet he wanted to wish for someone he could know from 1982 because that person was his Father that disappeared when the dragons took His pocket watch And his father Abandoned him in the trailer park buying a balloon For his son but he never bought a baloon for his son because he fears that he might break his heart.
Although that happened and he fell in a hole , where he found Jewelry which costs his sons' life So he took a knife and stabbed himself just and turned undead but met artix The doomknight overlord who was disguised as a "cysero" ate a taco-bear And some Chocolate Dipped Biscuit Cream , He went to visit his only peanut called Lyle and he start the broken key Which was dead because of CPR that stood for: cardio pulmonary recesitation And he bought a peanut butter So he can use the hidden code for Lyle and his staff-thingy to kill that-huge-scary-mutant-dragon But he failed miserably and committed revival by reading A mere "book" that ended up Losing his lifefor some cotton that was yellow and had purple spots on its Surface which was covered in dead baby cyborgs from outer space and cars and trains which were made from the people inside. The formaldehyde was so deadly it preserved him and made him rest for eternity , He wanted to jump on trampoline And become leggos especially blue and White but that didn't really matter. because that was said and done and since then the giant bear killed all his Children with knife , he was so Embarrassed so he fell into a Very big hole made up of bones of the a big dinosaur With huge teath that could rip a mattress which was only made yesterday from chocolate And Vanilla slices and a pizza With hot Cheese <.> and with pepperroni And so on but then the Story ended peacefully .